Each week we bring you the funniest and most bizarre stories from our websites and beyond. Hope you enjoy them as much as we did!
Do you take a one pee? This guy mistook the ticket machine at Leeds station for a urinal in the gents – easily done when tired and emotional eh boys. Er, not. Click here
The question on everyone’s lips in Dewsbury this week was: Who will play Karen and Craig if TV bosses do indeed make a drama out of the kidnapping of Shannon Matthews? Catherine Tate, Patsy Palmer and Liz Hurley are all in the frame apparently. Okay, so I made the last one up. But still. Click here
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a pasty from Morrisons? See what you reckon to this latest UFO video.
You wot? Whoever would have thought of creating a new breed of dog by crossing a Rottweiler with a Westie. Click here
For those who struggled somewhat to join in with Movember, this could be the answer for you next year. Click here
More next week!