35 of Gregg Wallace's most ridiculous MasterChef quotes

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King of the culinary innuendo, or the Alan Partridge of food criticism? MasterChef's Gregg Wallace could easily lay claim to both titles.

With the MasterChef 2018 final tonight (13 April), we've collected Wallace's most poetic praise, outlandish outbursts and curious quotes from the show.

Here are 35 of the best. Get amongst it.

"It's like angels are kissing my tongue."

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"Aw, mate. I tell you what, that's the sort of thing I would dip my head in!"

"I love your little tongue balls."

"Like a deadly assassin, the chilli comes creeping into your palate."

"I want to take my shirt off and dive in!"

"I love a bit of goo."

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"It's like knit-your-own yogurt."

"That has flicked every one of my switches!"

"It's not burnt - it's just enthusiastically crisp."

"Oh yeah, baby! Oh yeah! Call me Mr. Wafer."

"Get your pudding spoon out and man up!"

"That's like a hug from a great big mushroom."

"Mmm, get amongst it!"

"That’s so shiny that sauce, I can see my face in it."

"There's no place in MasterChef for pink food. There's no place in the world for pink food."

"We've got ourselves a broth-off!"

"Either he really has made a green, pink and red dish or you and I have just had an acid tab."

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"It's like a lemon has just picked you up by the ears and given you a big snog."

"I cannot wait to get my lips and my spoon around Dale's broth."

"That's like a chocolate tide crashing onto a beach."

"The whole thing is a slippery loveliness."

"It's just missing that sauce that is going to bring the whole thing together. I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet!"

"Its summery, its fruity ... I'd stick my face in it."

"Looks to me like a dissected brain!"

"My tastebuds are boogying with each other right now."

"It's just an Aladdin's Cave of pudding delights!"

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"That is just gooey loveliness."

"It looks infinitely munchable."

"I do like the sound of Kimberley's menu... it's sending a text straight through to my belly."

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"You've got so much booze in there, it's making you look attractive."

"That's the Jurassic Park of scotch eggs."

"It's like a sun-tanned zebra."

"In here needs to be a bit wetter. It's like a diamond ring in a carrier bag!"

"I wouldn't marry your rhubarb crumble - but I'd take it away for a dirty weekend."

"If you tell a chap he's having a sticky toffee, you are duty bound to provide such."https://youtu.be/OMg3epr53Ns

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The MasterChef 2018 final is on BBC One on Friday (13 April) at 8.30pm

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